I cannot think of one funny thing to say up here

You guys! I am so bad with jokes and not at all funny!!! Hahaha i am very sorry that i cannot think of one clever thing to say! but here are some great things that happened this week!

"Me in a graveyard, duh!"

first of all let's get the spiritual things out of the way first because there were SO MANY AMAZING THINGS.

1. we had institute graduation and we went with Jade, our cool investigator, and this woman named Hannah got up and talked about how we make choices. and all of our small choices lead back to the one big choice that we have to make. IDK it was a lot more profound when she said it!! but it just hit me so hard!!

2. we are teaching this one guy who used to be addicted to Heroin (it's ok... we are working on it!! lolzies!!!) but he is so incredible and he is on date to be baptised after one lesson. WAYHO. WAT. but anyway-- the cool amazing thing is that when we were walking out of the chapel after our first lesson we asked him who he knew who would want to hear our message and he goes '' maybe after I am baptised we can teach my dad and my step mom all of this stuff''. SHALOM RUPERT YES WE CAN TEACH YOUR DAD!!!

"Me and Sis Lawlz!"

3. WE LEFT OUR PHONE ON THE BUS AND SIS LAWLZ WAS SO STRESSED OUT BUT WE PRAYED SO HARD AND THEN A HOMELESS MAN FOUND IT, CALLED THE ELDERS IN OUR AREA, AND GAVE IT BACK TO THEM!! WHAT THE HECK!!!!! GOD EVEN CARES ABOUT HIS MISSIONARIES' CELL PHONES!!!!!!!!! seriously you guys. the homeless man walks up to the elders and goes ''i found this and was going to sell it for 20 quid but then something told me i should really do the right thing with this phone'' YES FRIEND THAT SOMETHING WAS THE HOLY SPIRIT!!! AHHH SO COOL. but anyways. miracles all around. 

what else happened this week!? seriously it was so insane and so cool. ahh you guys i just feel like i am already at the point on my mission where too much is happening every week so i just can't say anything! sorry bout it. i am the worst haha!!!!!!!

"And this was our view!!!!"

"We walked literally an hour and a half to a dinner appointment be WE GOT DINNER!!!!"

"Shalom!!! Love life!"

heres a dumb joke for the week.

what do you call a woman with one leg?


EILEEN!

lolzies. that one is courtesy of my district leader, Elder Jackson. he laughed so hard when he told us that one he almost threw up. seriously it was so funny. ok i  love you all so much!!!!

heres an inspirational quote to end this email:

''Im not even a little remotely interested in religion''-from a woman in whitstable who was SO MAD that we knocked on her door!! lolzies!!!!!! so i complimented her son's star wars shirt and then she slammed the door shut. who can blame her *shrug emoji*

hahah!! love you all!! please go teaching with the missionaries in your home ward this week!!! they really need you! probably! unless you live in utah! lol subtweet at aaron daines!!!!!! hahah!!!

xoxoxo sister daines